She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she s**s her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon She said she's always been a dancer She worked at fifteen clubs a day And though I thought I knew the answer I just knew what I could not say Didn't anybody tell her Didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me And so I quit the police department To get myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me She could steal, but she could not rob Didn't anybody tell her Oh, didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me Didn't anybody tell her Oh, didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me