Ike Reilly - Last Time lyrics

Last time, I couldn't make you come Last time, you didn't fake me out Last time, I got a little bit wasted But this time, I don't think you'll mind 'Cause I'm funny A Jew, a black, a paddy and a queer Were riding in a seaplane before it disappeared Who goes to hell and who goes surfing? Who's gonna be a meal for the urchins now? It's going down It's going down It's going down Yeah, it's going down Last time, I had dinner with a racist Last time, I just fell asleep Last time, I got a little bit wasted And dreamed of a plane Crashing into the sea Well, if I go down in a plane, I'll go to hell But I'll leave all my sh** to my friends in a will You could have my Crown Vic and you can have my debt You could have my weakness and my regrets But sweetheart, take your dumptruck memories and Bury them in the cold, cold ground I've come back for some dead man's loving You'll need to come, I'll need to throttle down It's going down It's going down It's going down Ah, it's going down Last time, I couldn't make you come Last time, you didn't fake me out Last time, I got a little bit wasted But this time, I don't think you'll mind 'Cause I'm funny Yeah, I'm funny Yeah, I'm funny Yeah, I'm funny Last time, I did dinner with a racist Last time, I just fell asleep Last time, I got a little bit wasted And dreamed of a plane Crashing into the sea Last time, I couldn't make you come Last time, you didn't fake me out Last time, I got a little bit wasted But this time, I don't think you'll mind Salesmen and racists and football stars All hanging out at the hotel bar Telling those jokes, clearing their throats Drinking their dinner and smoking my dope Well, I will smile and I'll backslap Laugh at those jokes And gladly shake their hands