Video clip show Useless phone-in chat While radio rentals Will give a cheap deal to me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me You get 38 channels But you still watch the BBC And vain chat show guests Say plug me plug me plug me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me Video clip show Useless phoney crap Vain guests Say plug me plug me plug me plug me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me People amused by trained animal Confuse the hell outta me