We interrupt this program with a special bulletin America is now under marshal law All constitutional rights have been suspended, stay in your homes Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agent or attorney, shut up Do not attempt to think or depression may occur, stay in your homes Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew Will be shot, remain calm, do not panic Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples In the morning Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples Will be shot, stay in your homes, remain calm The number one enemy of progress is questioned National security is more important than individual will All port broadcasts will proceed as normal No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission Use only the d** prescribed by your boss or supervisor Shut up, be happy, obey all orders without question The comfort used to mandor it, is now mandatory Be happy, at last everything is done for you