IBringDaLulz - Pony Swag (Megamix) lyrics

[Intro: iBringDaLULZ] I make a reference to the divine nature of this beat I make shoutouts and small talk before the rapping begins For that is what is done in 98% of all hip hop music Hahah oh god is that Swagberg, oh f** [Verse 1: Swagberg] S dot B dot hopping on the remix Popping at your weak cliques Often 'nuff with neat spits Soundcloud download limit, yo I reached it Coming at a brony, better be on Mogadish sh** DayGlo swagging, isn't it wild How I'm Rainbow Dashing, dressing in style And a pony can make an inner pessimist smile Call me man-kid, damn kid, that's a mis-dial Pony Swag viral, I'm getting hella ga**ed and Lobbying 'til Charendoff is set up with an Aston Haters listen up and be ready, this is act one You wack son! I'mma turn a Red Eye to a black one (swag) Anyone say we take a loss or a toss up I'mma make him eat it when I bring it like a potluck Levy, whoever trying to hate now or want what First round got f**ed, face down plot up [Hook - Swagberg, Maros] Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG) Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG) Ponies ponies ponies ponies (SWAG) Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh (SWAG) SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG [Verse 2: Maros] I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly I'm about to toast these letters like Spike Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark Crusader You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's Pegasus pony, I been so fly Get hype like (yay!)...Fluttershy (SWAG) Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager That Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're Never gonna be 20 percent cooler [Hook] [Verse 3: iBringDaLULZ] Well, after two months it's finally here: The Pony Swag Megamix Cue that remix airhorn! Heheh, alright, more rappers than you can count on your fingers Shoutout to SuperCartoonAddict cause she's just plain awesome Here we go, nobody told me there's gonna be a round three Swagberg, Maros, and now it got LULZ-y Got to join now, confound these ponies Making me rap about my newfound homies Bronies, everywhere around, you can find them Walking, drivin', even buyin' MLP toys in the hot pink aisle and Getting strange stares from strangers' eyes Oh yes, this is the remix Long overdue, I know I made y'all feel sick Anxious, waiting, contemplating When would Lulz stop procrastinating? Well the waiting's over, I hand the mic over To fellow bronies, spit their verse once over I know I rhymed "over" with "over" like five times But don't fret, bet you'll be in for a wild ride [Verse 4: Swagberg] Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though f** a f**er saying Faust ever made a wack show Or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose But I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those Slow it down, so far raps I'm f**ing Kicking hard like apple-bucking Even Dash is asking, wondering "Who's that man, that swag is something" Come to think of it, I'm very, verily #BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences Don't give a sh** if you care about parity That's I-T-Y, now I see why They said it was a cartoon I should try Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly Rocking magic-a** raps with the Twilight eyes [Hook] [Verse 5: thebigbv20] Shoutout to Gage! "Brony 2.0..." Here we go! Everyone around me's talking 'bout ponies Animation, plot, voice actors and comedy All my friends tripping out and trying to show me I was all "eww" but that was the old me Once I saw the show, I was jumping 'round crazily Obsessin' more than my main mane girl, Rarity Loving the community, this fandom is crazy Making my mind and clarity go hazy Watching all these videos, got my mind boggling Tons of great episodes, I can't stop ogling Feeling all the love from all of these bronies The stories, PMVs, slowly takin' over me Hiding all this pony, cause I'm a bit scared Thinking 'bout all the people who would stop and stare But until the day that fact is brought to light I'll be spreading love and tolerance every day and night [Verse 6: BronyMike] Haters of the pony, listen up tight Y'all gators like Gummy, all bark, no bite You start this show, you'll be up all night As a member of the so-called "sh**ty brony blight" But what do you do if you face a parasprite? Get pissed and they know that they trolling you right And don't just ignore them, put up a fight Love and tolerate them, and they'll scatter with fright So, ponies: Land of Equestria Co-ruled by Luna and Celestia But if the characters and cuteness ain't impressed of ya Well then the action and the jokes'll get the best of ya I'm typing on my comp with my metacarpals 'Bout Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash And Derpy Hooves, always mixing up her parcels [Hook] [Verse 7: Prisonfishy] Ponies... hahhhhhhh Prisonfishy on the track, make you step back Owlicious, turn your head around, get your neck snapped Ponies, swagger up high, I respect that Rep that, brony 'til I die, I protect that Crept that, up out of the bog like a hydra Mess with ponies, I'mma make you sit strange: Lyra Admirers flock to me to show me their vaginas Get to apple bucking, make fresh apple cider Kicking in the toy aisle, buyin' up the pink sh- Singing Winter Wrap-Up when I walk out with the pink sh- Combing up the hair when I'm stylin' out the pink sh- Dwamn! Repetition when I pink spit Drinking that Spiked punch straight out the bottle Secret bu*t Fun when I pop into a plot hole I'mma Photo Finish on yo face like you a model Hoof job, making that marshmallow vibrato! [Verse 8: Mic the Microphone] Mic here, people say they wanna roll with me Like fanboys flockin' to the G-A-P Trixie Rhymes so fly, they keep the Wonderbolts looking Goodies in the back room, Cupcakes cooking Twilight, magic got me flustered that I'm so hype Flow right, pranking on these ponies while I go right Pushing for the lead cause you know I'm no phony Fighting for the title of Iron Pony Fly like Derpy, sweet like Bon Bon Show's on, Fashionista got to get her sew on Art of the Dress, indecisive cause I don't know No show, Rarity pathetic cause she's so low Chilling in the orchard, sound so kosher Applebucking everywhere, this rap is no joke, sir Fillies with the blank flanks, eager, always gonna say "Cutie Mark Crusaders gonna find their talent someday" [Hook] [Verse 9: Circuitfry] Gigabytes of art pics, several days of music KnowYourMeme hits three million views in a tick Even on the media, spreading love is where it's at Blaow! ...I don't know why I did that Let's have a GET battle with a condition Rhyming to Pony Swag is now your mission Improve style, gotta rap until you GET Multiple numbers, who will take my bet? Here's round two, gonna do with double doubles Give it your best shot by maneuvering trouble You get one little window to take your best shot It takes all the concentration and eyes, no thought Check this GET, they call them consecutives As you can see it goes from nine to seven Followed by a six, so I click, there's a cry In the sky and a name that whispers "that was Circuitfry" [Verse 10: Pogosama] Pogo 'bout to spit hot, self-taught, made to rock Gotta gallop, never trot, hit the spot in Canterlot Bronies all gather round, stomp your hooves to the ground Vibing to this pony sound, pump the ba** and drop it down Pony Swag we riding dirty Cross yo eyes, we getting Derpy Gettin' hype for season two, we All lovin' My Little Pony Beat buck on the mic so we can ride tight All night, no end in sight, jam so hot it might ignite Like glowing eyes of Twilight, Pinkie laugh to stop the fright Dashie, Fluttershy flight, AJ, Rarity, and Spike Gang's all here, the party's bumping Flanks and rears shake to the ba** thumping Celestia's sun, party's over, it's tragic Bronies forever, and Friendship is Magic! [Hook] [Verse 11: Cooldog74] About a week ago, ponies was something I didn't know For all I know, it was just another wack show Now I don't think I could survive Without those ten gigs on my hard drive My favorite pony would have to be Rainbow Dash, world's cutest filly You gotta like her, I mean what's not to love When you look into the sky and see her soaring above Second on the list scoring pretty high Would have to be my mane girl Pinkie Pie Not just cause she knows how to giggle at the ghostly But mostly because she don't party slowly Yo, I'm in the pony zone and I ain't coming alone I've converted seven already So I hope you're ready Cause you're gonna join the herd if you haven't already [Verse 12: Castle] Argembarger wrote this but he couldn't really rap it So this is Castle on the mic, confounded pony rhymes to spit Collaborative friendship on the pony verses so Now the introduction's over and it's time to start the show For months now I've been watchin' ponies, readin' pony news F5-ing on EQ. Daily, contributin' to the page views Catching every bit of content, even stuff Seth missed It ought to just be said that ponies leave me breathless I don't care your age or gender, ponies don't discriminate Everypony wants to know, confounded show, why's it so great? Protip: Vector animation, and the writing is top-rate Plus the characters and storyline'll have you staying late Hasbro and the Faust created this great show we've celebrated And for season two we've waited, all the while haters hated And it has been fully stated: to love ponies we are fated Is it any wonder ponycore is getting elevated? [Hook] [Verse 13: CyrilRufus] Hey yo, this is Cyril, coming at ya, uh! Time is never better for a lesson in friendship It's hip, it's crisp, I'll never let my ponies slip Hot like Rarity though I'm being kinda tacky Ripping through the sky, less like Dashie, more like Ditzy Celestia and Luna our goddesses and rulers Show us immortality won't k** your sense of humor Never better, more than ever ponies make me feel good You be hating? I'll be waiting until you do what you should Shut your f**ing mouth or Twilight's gonna have to shout Everypony learning what friendship's all about Ponyville, nice and ill, at the Corner get my fill Pinkie Pie's got muffins cooling on the window sill Not insane, tough to blame, but I'm tired of this game Applejack has got my back and we'll attack until you're in pain Swag grabbed a beat, got Maros to bring the heat Cyril steps to the mic, join the fight, to defeat [Verse 14: GrantTheGersh] Vinyl Scratch up in this club Pinkie Pie bouncing to the ba** from the sub Derpy Hooves munching on some muffin grub Whole place jumping to this new rap dub MC Gersh is up in here 'bout to Bring the house down but have no fear, cause When I step to the mic, everybody gonna cheer So get rid of that frown and come on near Cause ponies are the reason and the Brony Legion That we are all here, so no Trollestia teasin' As I cruise down the aisles all covered in pink Cause I searched for miles to find an Applejack We love and tolerate the worst from the haters So in the words of Rainbow Dash, so long, see ya later! We're all probably white, so what, who cares We all love ponies so put your hooves in the air and say [Hook] [Verse 15: DJSmallTalk] Wow, looking 'round got all these rappers Yet they forgot the brony that makes it all matter Okay, let me apologize, that sounded pretty mean But hey, I'm Small Talk, one bada** MC So I was sitting at school waiting for the first bell When my friend walked up, he was quite overthrilled He asked me "hey man, I know you like cartoons But you checked /b/ and /co/? They got somethin' new" He opened up his bag, turned on his laptop Set it on the table for when I looked up "Naw man, I haven't been there for awhile" Saw his new background, a pink pony with a smile I was skeptical at first when he said it was MLP He said "dude, trust me, go home and take a look, see" I watched the first eps right when I got home Now all I can say is I'm glad I found this fandom [Verse 16: TheSweetestBelle] TheSweetestBelle is next and I'm gonna drop a track here Ten seconds flat and the skies are all clear Sonic Rainboom, Dash is kicking it in high gear Fluttershy's in and she's bringing a mad cheer Pinkamena Pie, breakin' right on through the fourth wall Rarity's dressed like she's going to a royal ball Twilight Sparkle breaks out a teleporting free fall And Applejack shouts, "let's get this party started, y'all!" Vinyl Scratch is dropping beats, playing out her namesake Little Spike is rockin' out and digging into party cake Bronies watchin' from the sides, tryin' to find a seat to take Derpy smacks them all around, they're giving her a headache The guest of honor's trottin' up through the front door Her bada** tones leave you wishing that you had more A blank flank now but she's so f**ing hard core Sweetie best pony, do I even need to say more? [Hook] [Verse 17: Metajoker] I spend every second watching ponies on my laptop I fell right into the awesome pony trap, I'm Clappin', sing along with Winter Wrap-Up I'm going to the Gala, but first I'm gonna rap 'Sup, I'm a brony, I watch the show, the Best thing I've ever seen on a Dell or a Sony You say that it's gay, but hey, I don't fret If you hating, I bet you ain't seen it yet You've got a motorcycle? This show's got dragons Ponies on adventures like Bilbo Baggins I'm taggin' along for the ride, and Whatever crap I get for it I'll take in stride I'm tolerating, loving the sh** out of you Gotta show the magic that friendship can do Cause MLP is manly sh**, and I could watch it all again in just one sittin' [Verse 18: ProjectFailSing] You never guess what happened to me today One of my homies called and he say to me "hey!" He told me that he was a brony too And his favorite pony has the color blue I said, "Yeah man, ponies are the sh** And I also like Rainbow Dash quite a bit But the best of the best is Applejack I mean, apple bucking, how cool is that" He looked at me and said "what, Rainbow Dash? She's not the coolest one, she never get my cash I rather like it great and powerful It's Trixie, so magical" "Well, that's like, your opinion, man I'm not that big one of a Trixie fan And I think she looks a little bit like a witch But whatever, dawg, love and tolerance, b**h!" [Hook] [Verse 19: Desktop1030] 1-0-3-0 getting on this track here All y'all saying these ponies are mad queer Take a step back as I kick it into high gear Flames like Spike, going to make these letters disappear Show be hopping all night, magic like Twilight Never stop to slow my sleight, I'm about to bring the fight Haters better watch it, I be Dashing like Rainbow Don't see me comin' I'ma hit you with this mad flow High speed, low drag, Brony creed; Pony Swag Spitting hot, never stop, not until we hit the top Canterlot, big shot, pardons for the weak spot Ain't no SB, just another MC Gildas wanna try me? I've already forseen You gonna be an amputee, you whinin' like Rarity Bronies be my homies, fly like a pegasus All the other phonies never gonna match dis [Verse 20: MovieMajic] Sittin' in my circle, ridin' into Ponyville Brony time, no crime, time to get my pony fill Never still, feeling Pinkie Keen, gotta twitchy tail Derpy Hooves dropping postal items like I exhale I'm coming down from Cloudsdale like a born pegasus Fluency in being fly, I grab the mic and clear the sky EqD, Ponychan, season one marathon PMV, (phew!) MLP comsumes my search bar Just try and knock this; haters spew crock myths Parade them out of town cause Pinkie Pie's gonna rock it Twilight's learning, Fluttershy's out to play Rainbow flying, Rarity, and apple buck with AJ Season two on the way, season one still hype Friendship as magic as the words I spit in the mic Sorry Nightmare Moon, no eternal night Bronies on an upsurge with no end in sight [Hook] [Verse 21: Swagberg] This is for my bronies, ain't no phony sh** that they can ferret out, no k**coney O.G., real as hell flows for my cronies sh**, it's all love, every pony's a homie Comely to homely, k**ing 'em in rode- -os and talent shows, real talk, no baloney Sonic Rainboom blowing big up on the Sony Ponies! Don't f** with them, you can blow me Pinkamena beat, dope spitting and I'm posted Sitting on the hood when I giggle at the ghostie Spike type, rap sheet sizzle when I proceed Blaow! All my syllables are toasty Equestrian swag, oy, tards, it's a new type No show, venue got me barred cause I'm too hype Owlicious quill coin bars in the moonlight Cutie mark; six-point star and a boom mic [Verse 22: Ibringdalulz] Eeyup, Lulz bringin', rippin' the track, rewind And bring it back, back with another Rap rapid attack so ya better cover your flank (hah!) You're pretty exposed, you act an apple and I'll act An Applejack and buck you with my flow There is no other show that can match with the ponies Bronies, all around the globe, my homies Going easy on the couch watching at home Check the TV, watch the Dashie, blow up that Sonic Rainboom, she does it so easy (so easy!) And now her haters are never hating again Man that's some of the most tolerant revenge I've ever seen on the big screen So addicted so I'll watch again And watch it again, and again, and again Rinse my eyes, repeat the rhymes and watch them again, them [Hook] [Verse 23: Mic the Microphone] Wait! There's more Now, I know what you're thinking You could only use sixteen bars But I made this because of you If you wanna blame anyone for this right now Then I'm going to blame you, Lulz Okay I blame you Sometimes it's kind of hard to find your place Question your sk** and your talent, sadness on your face You wonder if you got the sk** to keep up the pace You bail out cause you're scared, such a big disgrace You stay down cause you're scared of being ridiculed Don't want those voices on the 'net making fun of you You go to sleep, always wondering what ya could've been Had you took a leap of faith and let it really begin Then one day you see a crew making somehing sick You hop on board, feel the beat, start your rhymes and spit And then you see what you got, people screaming so loud Wanting more of your sh**; you're so f**ing proud See that guy once was me, I was scared to d**h Of going hard, hesitant just to make the bet But here I am with my crew, I feel right at home The Pony Swag let me see that I'm never alone