(Ian Hunter) We were morons from the day we were born We believed every word that you said - boy were we wrong We're all fat now - on the sofas - mini morons - taking over Cos we're older now, older now, older now, older now We were morons - red, white and blue We were working cla** kids on the skids - with nothing to do We're all dead now - in our boxes - holding on to what little we go left Cos it's over now, over now, over now, over now Read moron newspapers, watch moron television All laid on by slimy little, sleazy little, phony little morons Etonians, Harrovians, think they're the chosen ones And they poke fun at scruffy little, spotty little, stupid little morons Ha ha ha ha, look at those morons Ha ha ha ha, they do nothing but whine And they're slow all the time Look at those morons, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind We can leave them behind, while we're dumbing them down, we'll be robbing them blind Ah Ah, morons don't matter at all. No education, no informatioon Morons are boring, ugly and small They lower the tone, lets get rid of them all Will to learn - gone away Force fed garbage every day We're the slaves of smarmy little, self important, petty little morons Oxford - Cambridge - see how the other half live Steer well clear of lazy little, filthy little, funny little morons Ha ha ha ha, look at those morons Ha ha ha ha, they're such terrible types And they're not very bright - look at those morons It's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right Let them fight every night, while they're missing the point, we can do what we like Ah ah, I'm 60 and what have I got I live in a warzone, surrounded by morons Don't tell me I'm free when I'm not Ah ah, abandon hope all who live here We are the morons that you declared war on Now everyone's living in fear We're starving, it's something that needs to be said We're starving, it's something that needs to be said We're starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving, starving Morons can never escape from the fact, they can never escape and we hate you for that We we're morons - but then again no, no, no!