Ian Dury - Red (Letter) lyrics

"dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" Said Reggie destroyed and upset "dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "dear Porky, i ache for your touch" "dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" "dear Bonny come back to our hutch" And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter "dear Stinky, i miss your silly old pongs" From Beaky, who hungers for fun "dear Saucy i offer redundant regards" Said Lucky who hasn't had none Said Nonscene; "i've had it right up to my ears" From Fiery who never grows cold "oh gosh, how i love you, i tell you no lies" Said Harley, before i'm too old And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter "dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" Said Reggie destroyed and upset "dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "dear Porky, i ache for your touch" "dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" "dear Bonny come back to our hutch" And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And i hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter