Ian Dury - Superman's Big Sister lyrics

'Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs I'll take you where the haps are All the handsome chaps are Squeeze you 'till I make your feelings bleed She put me right in under fifteen minutes She could have had my things off, so sadly was I raised I had a lot to learn, dear If I'd gone on the turn, dear It wouldn't be surprising nowadays You know she's Superman's big sister Her x-ray eyes see through my silly ways Superman's big sister, superior skin and blister It doesn't seem surprising nowadays... yeah! Superman's big sister Superman's big sister Superman's big sister Superman's big sister I said she's Superman's big sister It doesn't seem surprising nowadays And now I've had the sense to keep her friendship And though I nearly miffed it in many little ways The story's got no sequel 'Cos me and her are equal Is that so surprising nowadays? Because she's Superman's big sister Her x-ray eyes see through my silly ways I said she's Superman's big sister, his grown up skin and blister Is that so surprising nowadays?