Ian Dury - Mischeif lyrics

Popeye Pearce is pimple, Laurence Smith is hard Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards Barry breaks the windows of his broken home Have a guess. His tiny mind's been scarred Lionel touches women when they're walking through the park He goes in people's gardens nicking laundry in the dark Roger left a sleeper across the District Line His dad's a shipping clerk Boys let's have a laugh Let's have some mischief Fill a Durex full of water And throw it on a bus - that would be mischief Take a pigeon to the pictures Let's cause a bit of fuss - a bit of mischief Let's go bloody raving mad Let's do something really bad They won't forget the day you had Some mischief Jack and Stan are tossing pals like monkeys in the zoo When they got caught by Gonad Gibbs they had to wa*k him too Incentive didn't want two of Dave - Get it? He failed his interview (failed his interview) - Oh yeah? She's got crinkly hair Underneath her underwear I know because I've been there (Anticipation, anticipate) Wow! Wow! Don't let's hang about Let's have some mischief Here, pour locking fluid on a Bentley, then let down his tyres Hahahahaha Let's go and k** some kiosks, start a few more fires Could this be mischief? Let's go completely over the top Let's do the bop that just won't stop Let's go and have another drop Of mischief I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it, I'm sorry I done it! I'm sorry I done it! I'm sorry I done it! I'm sorry I done it! I'm sorry I done it!