All those who say okay, say okay, okay All those who say okay, say okay, exactly All those who say okay, say okay, okay All those who say okay, say okay, exactly Oh, I see you're reading books Have you got to page one, yet? Can you spell your name forwards? Can you, can you tell me the way straight on, please? You're so stupid, you don't know you're not asking about what you don't know about And now you're confused as well if you've got any sense at all - which I doubt You're so lazy it's a wonder you haven't been castigated by the less fortunate for wasting your God-given talents Well, now you have, s**er You couldn't hold a floor if you were laying on it You're so negative you've become a transparency which nobody wishes to view Can you tell me one thing you can do with a pencil? Make a stencil? You're so selfish that if you had anything to say you'd keep it to yourself If you were going somewhere, would you start from here? How many beans make five, s**er? Oh, well done! Philosophy? Horrible thought Steady on! I resemble that remark! That is it, n'est-ce pas? A-ha {indecipherable}, n'est-ce pas? A-ha {indecipherable}, in my trouser Stop!