Ian Brennan - Big Ass Heart lyrics

Puck: My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations He said cut the carbs, or else she'd end up pushing up carnations She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh Lordy" If you don't drop a few girl, you won't make it past age forty My girl said, "Hey lookie, on that fancy x-ray chart" Said the doctor, "Holy hell that's one G.D. big a** heart" I'm telling you my friend, my girl's got a big a** heart When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart That big a** heart can pump two tons of love through her chest And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest I love that big a** heart so much I think it isn't fair Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets When that big a** heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets Oh, that big a** heart Oh, that big a** heart