Hypnotic Clambake - 11th Chapter Saloon lyrics

If you can't afford a bus, then walk! If there's nothing to discuss, don't talk! If you life's a game of craps Then perhaps it's time to go to The 11th Chapter Saloon If your a**ets are all frozen, tough luck! Don't go a moping, cheer up! Take the change out of our sock 'Cause just around the block Is the 11th Chapter Saloon Bankruptcy, credit rating shot I guess it's about time to sell the yacht If you and your dog are sharing the same bone Why don't you come on down The party just started Many pretty faces at the 11th Chapter Saloon People of all races at the 11th Chapter Saloon I don't know what to do, I guess it doesn't really matter Hey bartender another shot of whiskey So I can fill my bladder I'm going on a diet 'Cause food I just can't buy it Remembering the days when I was a tycoon You'll find me at The 11th Chapter Saloon