Junk yard junk yard, throw it out take it away Throw it in the garbage, my love is in the tabloids I want my privacy, hiding in the bathroom Staring at the asteroids, filling toilets with the tabloids (Chorus) Close encounter of the 4th kind Twists my body and it blows my mind Stranger things will happen again And my love is in the tabloids The queen loves the Jack of Hearts It's giving the king hemorrhoids He's sitting in the outhouse Reading about it in the tabloids Grave yard grave yard I seek asylum in the grave yard But it's crowded don't you cut in line People dying for the headlines