At rehearsal dinner I forgot how to eat The tuxedos all matched they were nice and neat Little hot dogs were served with mustard Aunt Rezina and Uncle Sam were flustered At my brothers wedding The band all played quite scientifically The air was filled with humidity The rabbi and preacher, both had their say My brother dropped the ring On his wedding day Ever since she was a young girl She played with Barbie Dolls And now that she is older she wants To have it all, she'll have it today She'll have it her way, let Mom and Dad pay