Hyjak - On a Bender lyrics

[Eso] For all you baboon headed mother f**ers [Bliss] Yo, Yo. Wake the f** up [Verse 1: Bliss] Don't you dare pack a bong yet, captain on deck, Bliss the Vegabond vet, pack a strong bet, Mr Crack a long neck, grab a song wreck, sip the Oracle of bugger and just stagger on Bliss like "wohhh" My oral treatment to the ear can*l It's soul so even when I speak you can hear the style But no, you wanna hear pretentious sh**? [Hyjak: Ey yo yo, humour us with an impression Bliss] "I got ends, a benz and gems, pretty pearls And I'm with 10, 10, 10 freaky girls And my pen sends them cheeky whirls Then it cries "f** me silly" Rappers s** the willy of the industry You feel a slong? You a k**er - Wrong I'm just hoping for a milla-song floating in a billabong I spin bam boogie and a bottle of whiskey Then I drink "damn lookey now I'm wobbling tipsy" But either you a fast hustlin' pimp With cash, muscle and wit. (Bliss: I guess) A gas guzzling wip Or you ain't' doin' nothin' and I'm past shovellin' sh** But f**, it's like we're the last struggling clique In this land it's a game and every second they score We on the bench player, cos we ain't got a record in stores But still they're begging for more I'ma go silly and show Sydney We're the freshest rappers out since MC Bomiddy [Hook: Bliss/Hyjak] Where you at? On a bender just having a ession Who you with? My Sin City crew cracking a fresh one Yo who's that singing? Some drunk pop-star contestant I don't know how I got in this mess but this melody's fresh So let's do this, rock this Ruin this, knock this World of its axis We back to get it poppin' Let's do this, rock this Ruin this, knock this It's part of your taxes Cos this the way we rock this [Verse 2: Hyjak] Avoid cameras when we came to damage the place On stage acting like characters from Planet Of The Apes Steal your laminated plaques right off your neck Then rock a set eating hash cookies - chocolate chip What would you expect from Dr. Es, you don't want no nonsense Carrying fishing rods so you can catch a Loch Nest Monster Still convict minded, this island got me blinded Gatecrashing the party like a kamikaze pilot Don't try no funny business We some tummy ticklers running fingers 'round your hunnies nickers I'm the vicious, this is lyrics with a difference Too persistent, it even reads "perverse" on my birth certificate These misfits, a few sandwiches less than a picnic You got ants in your pants, dance to this sh** My lyrics drawn in a second That's right we come through turning Walkman's to weapons [Bridge: Hyjak and Eso] Where you at? On a bender just having an ession Who you with? My Sin City crew cracking a fresh one Who's that singing? I guess some French p**no star But I'm a pro-baller but can't afford no car [Verse 3: Eso] I'm here, so go nuts and break some sh** And watch tears turn to coco nuts and naked chicks A summer nutter "with fresh flows for the nation" And I gotta love a "Es Es O in the basement" But I stroll and roll with the bandits full of thinkers And still live like we're dancing under sprinklers This big bad mic here to give back love Chronic cupid(?) with the zig zag stuff So while this world turns into an American sitcom I wait for change like staring at lit bombs I wasn't hanging on board just like a gang of angry orphans That's the reason why I couldn't give a f** who sang your chorus See Bliss and Esoterikism got that head splitin' inspiration That everyone craves And I got a look in my eyes, given from a hit over the head That I copped at a very young age [Hook: Hyjak and Bliss] Where you at? On a bender just having a session Who you with? My Sin City crew cracking a fresh one Who's that singing? That's ah, Bonez on karaoke He started a new crew and Izm called it the Smokey Dokey's Let's do this, rock this Ruin this, knock this World of its axis We back to get it poppin' Let's do this, rock this Ruin this, knock this It's part of your taxes Cos this the way we rock it [Scratches: DJ Izm] "Bliss n Eso" "Izm" [Outro: Bliss] Yo what's crackin This is BL to the Steal AKA tuppence the gov? We tell them we're DJ Izm right now On the Bliss n' Eso mixtape we're just about outta here But make sure you get Flowers In The Pavement Hey yo Izm you got one more?