Tender Kinder Baby Spoon upon ice-cream and cherry And take the cloth and wipe your chin Go walking through the clinic door How can you eat like that? Tender Kinder Baby Swallow down the sacred liquor And swoon upon the matron's tongue Inside her mouth you turn the handle And they run indoors into the number one position How can you dance like that? Tender Kinder Baby >From the mud into the sandpit Round and round the matron goes Down upon your knees to beg the question Down upon your knees and how can you commit this act of contrition? Tender Kinder Baby You'll spoon upon ice-cream and cherry And take the cloth and wipe your chin Go walking through the clinic door How can you dance like that? How can you dance like that? How can you eat like that? Tender Kinder Baby How can you breathe like that? Tender Kinder Baby How can you eat like that? Tender Kinder Baby How can you dance like that?