[Hook] I like trucks, and cold beer I go hunting, and shoot deer I love God, but hate queers, cold beer Cold beer, cold beer Cold beer, cold beer Cold beer, cold beer Cold beer, cold beer [Verse 1] I skip school, drink a six pack All my vehicles got a gun rack My steel toes go click clack And no one in my family has ever been black Everywhere I look, I see my cousins And all I want to do is just touch them But it's ok, it's alright, I kiss my sister every morning, and every night [Hook] [Verse 2] My sister says I look hot in my flannel Outdoorsman Network is my favorite channel Favorite color is Realtree camo And my lady cousin humps like a camel Man I love my family genes I've been smoking since I was thirteen In my baby bottle, was Wintergreen Drinking, fishing, hunting, nothing in-between NASCAR is on my T.V. screen I like small town girls, in blue jeans I paint my own truck with nail polish My family motto: "What the hell is college?" Yeah I like Georgia boots, I like Carhartts It's a miracle if my truck starts But it's ok, it's alright, I got Bud, Miller, and Coors Light [Hook] [Verse 3] In my right, a Coors can Miller bottle left hand Rascal Flats favorite band Carhartt favorite brand Dad beat me with a frying pan, just made me a better man Permanent farmer's tan, bonfire during burn ban Can I yodel? Sure I can Tony Stewart's biggest fan Fireball 'til I can't stand Hundred acres on my land My truck is worth half a grand, that pregnancy was unplanned My kid's aunt and uncle is his mom and dad [Hook] [Outro] Yeah, that's cold beer and trucks for 'ya Small town girl, blue jeans girl Beer is cold, trucks are hot My cousin's cute, your cousin's not