[Spoken Introduction] Dammit all down, holy f**in' sh**! I had quite the motherf**in' evenin', that's for goddamn sure sh** My a** is f**in' numbin' from the torture I delivered Goddammit, just imagine how the f*g-n***a's face feels Oh, sh**, I don't even really give a sh** though It's just a slave, who in sh** gives a goddamn? Here's a worthless f*g anyhow, honestly He pisses me off with his neverendin' b**hin' f** That n***a sure rubs my a** the wrong motherf**in' way That co*ks**er I couldn't help beatin' his a** and sh**tin' and sh** Y'know? God'll probably send me straight to Heaven 'fer makin' a f*g eat my farts Maybe he'll get outta goin' to hell if I can turn him hetero with my goddamn gorgeous a** Probably won't, 'cause that f*ggot is gayer than all f** Holy sh**, he's gay He dreams about swallowin' co*ks all damn day and damn night I cum when I kick his a** Anyhow, here's the story about this beat-down, b**hes and f*gs Told as graphically as humanly possible Enjoy yourselves!