Humza Arshad - Rap Battle lyrics

[Verse 1: Humza] Ameh... understand... I'm not a bad boy i'm a badman! If you had a cape you'd look like batman If you took that all of you look like fatman I've got 99 problems and my ameh is one Stopped loving me at the age of one Dhaal for breakfast are you dum Khabi khushi with you its ghum Leave me in tesco Leave me in netto You look like a black tellytubby EH OH Lol your gonna head bu*t me i can tell Why do you spit on my food you say oh well If I was shares blood you would sell Stick to me like you are gel You remind me of that woman from drag me to hell This is serious megatron tutti Just had Snickers gonna be nutty Tryna get me married on Skype But seriously bladrins jam that hype You always complain you always moan Saying the same thing why you always on the phone I'm always on the phone coz i got friends Its not my fault your old And your friends are dead... FRIENDS ARE DEAD! [Verse 2: Humza's Mum (Ameh)] LOL Kutha whats funny Contractions in my tummy You were kicking me inside How dare you disrespecting your mummy Khabi khushi khabi ghum I will deny your my son Dont like dhaal Blud you are dum You say i stopped loving you at the age of one But, i never loved you? You are tutti under my shoe People say hey... is Humza your son? I'm like Humza who? I'll bite your ears off just like Tyson Laugh in your face just like M Bison Invade your nightmares like Freddy Kreuger I'm under your bed I'm boogey man... Booga BOOGAH!!! When your naughty I sense it like spiderman Then kick you like Jackie Chan Your not a badman, your a wasteman! I'll do a drive by in your uncles van Understand... This my jam No matter when, time or season I will kick you for no reason I will punch you for no reason So.... Khabi Khushi Khabi Ghum You are a loser you are dum Khabi Khushi Khabi Ghum This is a game that i have won Khabi Khushi Khabi Ghum You are a tutti you are scum Khabi khushi khabi ghum I own you coz I'm your mum FOOL