Humza Arshad - Anti-Social lyrics

[Verse 1] A girl, she wants my BB She's bu*ters, so I'm like BRB If you gave me your BB pin I will throw my BB in the bin Now a BlackBerry in white That's dumb like sunbathing at night Your BB's old, your BB s**s It came free from a box of Crunchy Nut Why are you broadcasting me? You're wasting my phone battery No, I won't add your friend Because your friend looks like Rolf Harris [Hook 1] 3 in the morning and I'll ping your dad 3 in the morning and I'll ping your dad 3 in the morning and I'll ping your dad, I will ping, ping, ping, ping, ping your dad [Verse 2] IPhone ek, iPhone do, iPhone teen, iPhone char Everyone says how amazing they are But I swear, they all look the same Shame, lam, £600 on a new iPhone, that's gay And FaceTime, ain't got time To see your face, so don't waste my time Yeah! [Hook 2] I made an app about your aunties moustache I made an app about your aunties moustache I made an app about your aunties moustache, strong, genuine, vibrant moustache I made an app about your aunties moustache I made an app about your aunties moustache I made an app about your aunties moustache, strong, genuine, vibrant moustache [Verse 3] If I had a wife and she was on Twitter It's illegal but I think I would hit her Why you following Amitabh Bachchan Always tweeting Amitabh Bachchan Amitabh Bachchan, Amitabh Bachchan You will never get a DM from Amitabh Bachchan Fine, you can follow him But expect a spinny bird kick on your mum's chin [Hook 3] Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers, jam that hype, jam that hype Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers Jam that hype, you only got 2 followers, hard times blud, when you follow yourself [Verse 4] My best friend, he's always on Facebook Chilling with me, but he's on Facebook Phone in his face, must be Facebook I'll tell you the problem I have with Facebook First of all, it's not a book about a face Leave your phone anywhere, Facebook rape If you ain't got friends, Facebook's great And if I poke your mum, please don't hate! [Hook 4] On Facebook, I will poke your mum On Facebook, I will poke your mum On Facebook, I will poke your mum, I will poke, poke, poke, poke, poke your mum On Facebook, I will poke your mum On Facebook, I will poke your mum On Facebook, I will poke your mum, your mum likes it cuz I poked your mum Poked your mum!