Humpasaur Jones - Vagina Dentata lyrics

...rappers tell me that I lost it here Rocking silk shirts and bondage gear? wrong career Shut up and bounce with it, stop acting counterfiet If you're uptight, I just might stretch it out a bit Humpasaur Jones, got standards and substance The reason I never take advantage of drunk chicks Some guys think stupid is cute But I'm really not impressed that you puked on my shoes Listen, baby, I got problems of my own Got this Congresswoman calling me and sobbing on my phone Seven pregnant chicks from Asheville to Connecticutt I'm not kidding, so stop giving me mixed messages ....thanks, but I'm leaving that alone Skin from the saharas, teeth of navarrone She's a VD battle zone, d**h on two legs So call your travel agent and get the suitcase ...she's working in a circular loop Grooming recruits for future paternity suits (...and that's you) ...the punchline is all about what you didn't know From the kids at home to the carnivorous forbidden zone Ohhhh...I'm here to teach the kids of today To learn tricks of the trade, with X-rated visual aids I been there and back, through the best snares and traps And survived with my pride and pubic hair intact (applause) ...rappers tell me that I lost it here Rocking silk shirts and bondage gear? wrong career Shut up and bounce with it, stop acting counterfiet If you're uptight, I just might stretch it out a bit People disagreeing blows my f**ing mind I'm talking loving life -- whatchoo doing on the other side?