Humble Pie - Buttermilk Boy lyrics

She pays no mind to methods you employ She wants a big city man, not a country boy Go get your long hair cut Scrape the mud off your boots Wash the hell behind those ears Buy yourself some tailored suits bu*termilk Boy better gain some pounds Before she lets her knickers down She wants a musclely man all gristle and bone Makes no difference how you strive She couldn't care if you're dead or alive A burly, beefy, strong arm man Is all she cares to meet Before you ever heard the word guitar Your mother used to see her as a star Yes, she spent her teens In chauffeured limousines And I heard tell you can't get insured For a clapped out '45 drop head Ford bu*termilk Boy better gain some pounds Before she lets her knickers down She wants a musclely man all gristle and bone She'll tear you down like a steer comin' through Like I said she ain't no use to you A lumpy hairy mundane brain Is all she cares to make So let me put you straight Marry farm-yard Kate She weights two hundred pounds it's said But she'll keep you warm in bed bu*termilk Boy better gain some pounds Before she lets her knickers down She wants a musclely man all gristle and bone So you think you know where it's about But she will s** you in and then she'll blow you out Yes, Kate will keep you satisfied Until your dying day In chauffeured limousines Yeah, let me hear some of that strong-arm music!