Take a body nice and lean Clean it in your washing machine Formaldehyde up its backside Remove the teeth and scrub out the eyes 250 degrees – cooked on high Sprinkle with relish and cheese – for 3 hours Cook 'till the bu*tocks are browned – wipe them clean Grab knife, grab fork and chow down – oh so tasty "Welcome in everybody, my name is Julia Childs, Please excuse all the carnage… I just filleted a child"