Hugh Laurie - The Polite Rap lyrics

Standin' on a bus, We're packed shoulder to shoulder There were strangers in my face, I could feel it gettin' colder Bus doors open, Nobody get out Look here a little old woman is gettin' on, I start to shout I said get up, stand up, off of your feet Make space for the lady, Somebody give a seat She's just standin' there achin', her whole body's shakin' She stops and falls over, this time she aint't fakin' But won't nobody move, don't hear a word I say So I take a deep breath, it's time I get my way Say please, don't make me say it twice Let's all get some manners here, let's try to be nice Be nice, be nice 'Cause I'm a good-a** motherliker Get home to my b**h, she be waitin' all alone I put water in her bowl and I give her a bone Neighbours come callin', holdin' out a cup So I get out the sugar and I fill it right up Be nice, be nice 'Cause i'm a good-a** motherliker