A woman that I know just came from Colombia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held our some marijuana, ha, ha She said it was the best in all the land. And I said, no, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor No thank you please it only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find me door. A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out a ten pound bag of c**aine She said it was the best in all the land. And I said, no, no, no, no, I don't sniff it no more I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor No thank you please it only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find me door. A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee-o He smiled because I did not understand Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh oh He said it was the best in all the land. And I said, no, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor No thank you please it only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find me door. No thank you please it only makes me sneeze