Howard Redekopp - Legs Away lyrics

I got lost about an hour ago I sailed past that fork in the road and now here I stand A stranger in a foreign land An empty barn and a weather vein A picket fence that's seen its day Oh I sit to stay cuz I don't got much to do today I go down to the local store I caught a glance from the local who*e that she threw my way And I still got nothing to do today I carry on down the street I'm looking for a place to eat, but my belly's so full With all these things I'm hoping for, who*es And I'm wishing my legs away Oh I'm wishing my legs away Cuz they're taking me to no where safe Oh, they're taking me to know where safe An old man in a pickup truck Says, "son are you out of luck?" And I nod my head I say my day is spent and my spirit's dead He says, "come on now take a ride. You sit yourself in the pa**enger side and I'll go your way, cuz I don't got much to do today" And I'm wishing my legs away Oh I'm wishing my legs away Cuz they're taking me to no where safe Oh, they're taking me to know where safe