How I Became The Bomb - A Formal Occasion lyrics

'Twas a black tie affair showed up in my underwear you pretended not to care though I'm sure I drew your stare Oh, I'm so bored with this would it be all that remiss everyone's so moribund I don't even own a cumberbund Perchance that's a lie I would never dry your eye after all you've done to me all I need is a girl to call me Call me Paging Captain Midnite paging Captain Midnite he's gonna be here all nite if you don't do exactly as I say Oh, I'm so bored with this Would it be all that remiss if I were to steal a kiss but he'll settle for a call me Call me No I don't have a stitch to wear nor do I have a single care I love you more the lion's share I love you so please call me I'm begging you please Call me Oh I'm so bored with this would it be all that remiss if I were to steal a kiss all I need is a lil' kiss Oh you're there next to me somehow equals s** to me that Imperius Rex is me but he'll settle for a call me Call me No I don't have a stitch to wear nor do I have a single care I love you more the lion's share I love you so please call me I'm begging you please Call me Why won't you call me No I don't have a stitch to wear nor do I have a single care I love you more the lion's share I love you So please call me I'm begging you please Call me My darling, call me No I don't have a stitch to wear Nor do I have a single care I love you more than words can share I love you So please call me