Tinker, you better place another bet The rich up in the castle haven't finished eating yet They'll throw you a bone or a spat-out stone But knowing them that's all you'll get Tailor, you better close another shop No-one wants your quality, make do with what you've got They'll let you survive The'll let you get by But knowing them, they'll let you rot You better be doubtful You better beware You better not shout now You better not care Tinker, you better buy another boot Those "Poco*k Continental" are finally showing through We'll get you a pair From a second-hand fair They'll only have 'a two' Sailor, you better sink a few more ships Admiral loony Nelson cannot find his game of risk We'll lose a few lives A couple of tribes But knowing him he'll like his lips You better be doubtful You better beware You better not shout now You better not care From Queen Wilkinds to Queen Victoria We've had a promising side From King Callaghan to Bonny Prince Francis We've paid up and we've cried Princess Gower and Princess Ferguson We've looked a hard nut to crack But we're weak at the.........Back!