Well all right! You want it, well I got it Just a second, please try thinkin' Mom and Dad keep forgivin' A little man who keeps takin' Black Jeans, or Mr. Taylor Long hair, short hair Long hair, short hair What the hell, just happens to fit That's what you are What am I? Why not? El Camaro, Ventura A couple bills and shoelaces (?) (?) Mr. d**h has bad breath That's why they call it hell That's why they call They call it hell A tower bends As with a problem I've got a problem