Hot Soda Apparatus - Yellowschmo, Part 1 lyrics

The year is 4354365943572 3⁄ 4. Man is extinct. Giant apes rule the Earth. So maybe man isn't quite that extinct. Man's best friend is woman, not the dog. Oppression from the commie/nazi giant apes is unbearable. I can't take it anymore! Remember Hitler way back in the 1900s? Well, those commie/nazi giant apes have nothing to do with him. The geographical location for the base of these operations are at point 487349.02874 on the country map. I would tell you which country, but then I'd have to k** you. You wouldn' tlike that, would you? The Earth no longer has physical features, just a barren, nuclear flat wasteland. Something like Oklahoma in the 1900s. There are no plants. You can see your back if you have your dayvision night goggles on. Man no longer consumes food. They sustain life by having lunch with other men, which they rather enjoy. These commie/nazi giant apes are plotting to create a superrace of male commie/nazi giant apes, of which Willie Clinton #43974024394042336871545765.432 is the ringleader. (He is somehow related to the US President #42.) If this sounds like an ideal vacation spot (n. a place where you leave and never come back) call 1-800-VACATION-4-U-2-HERE-VIA-AIRPLANE-2-HERE-2-DAY-OR-ELSE-EITHER-OR-ELSE-SO-COME-2-DAY-PLEASE-OR-ELSE-OK. (Calls cost ¥900,00/second)