Hot Soda Apparatus - The Mitchell! p**n Dissertations, Book II lyrics

When i'm shown a woman's penis, it doesn't freak me out. When I'm shown a woman's nut sack, I'm cool with that. It's when she has a penis that's bigger than mine that I get a little upset. And when her nut sack is larger, well, I throw things! If she's ugly, it's okay, I'll live with the fact she gets more p**y than me probably. If she is good looking, this is bad, she gets a lot more of everything then me...I don't appreciate that, as a man, as a human, I think its unfair for us normal people to be crushed so humiliatingly and completely by those kind of women. I demand that they be excluded from the mandatory p**n-watching law, and in fact BANNED from the use of any p**nographic material. It may seem harsh, but these are harsh times. We need to look out for number one! Go white...errr...straighty!