Hot Soda Apparatus - Mozzarella lyrics

CHORUS: Mozzarella It's the best cheese known to man Mozzarella you can't buy it in a can Mozzarella tastes great with any meal Mozzarella it improves the way I feel Some will extol the quality of Gouda Others insist that Cottage dwellings rule Most, like yourself say that Cheddar's the best, well I know for a fact that you're all very wrong I know that the best cheese could never belong in a cla**ification with all of these other loser cheeses CHORUS You can add it to anything you like Mashed Potatoes, broccoli, or even baked Pike Try it in comparison with all other cheeses and surely you will see the light That Limburger stinks and Parmesan's lame That Colby's overrated and Monterey's lost its fame and that Swiss and Provolone both leave you empty and hurting and maimed. CHORUS It's bettah than Feta, and better than Bleu It beats Gorgonzola and Jarlsberg, it's true Brie may be the queen, but she sure can't defeat Das Führer American's foreign and Ricotta is weak Romano, Montasio, they're both so last week. No, nothing can hold a candle to the cause for which I speak.... CHORUS