Hot Leg - I've Met Jesus lyrics

Worked hard at school Did all the right things Got a job Got a car Got a girl Went and got the girl a ring Go to your church And sing your happy hymns And you thank your little Jesus that you're just like him I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you Nothing like you... (Nothing like you) I know you think you're right But you've got it wrong And your finding your way to a fight (???) Oh but you love that psalm You're a biggot You're a fool with a fundamental flaw Jesus doesn't love you just to keep it on the laws I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you Nothing like you... Fun is fornication Everything's a sin Oh if Jesus was a bouncer He'd never let you in You're a judge You're a jury You get drunk on your own fury If I thrill you it will k** you But you'll never get to heaven 'cos you'll die of shock again Ow! I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you There's no resemblence whatsoever I've met Jesus I've met Jesus I've met Jesus And he's nothing like you (Nothing like you...)