Making stars out of ordinary people Doesn't make any sense And if you're that fascinated with the boy next door Then why don't you climb over the fence Big Brother, X Factor I used to be a celebrity I am fully prepared to eat a spider If you put me on the TV We should be ashamed of ourselves It's only cos we watch this sh** That they keep on making more of it We should be ashamed of ourselves It's only cos we watch this sh** That they keep on making more and more of it Why in God's name do we celebrate mediocrity Who in their right minds would aspire to being ordinary Fame Academy, Pop Idol It's making me suicidal Love Island, Hell's Kitchen Every contestant is a waste of skin We should be ashamed of ourselves It's only cos we watch this sh** That they keep on making more of it We should be ashamed of ourselves It's only cos we watch this sh** That they keep on making more and more and more and more of it It's f**ing sh** yeah We should be ashamed of ourselves It's only cos we watch this sh** That they keep on making more of it We should be ashamed of ourselves Oh yeah It's only cos we watch this sh** That they keep on making more and more and more and more And more and more and more and more And more and more and more