Hot Karl - Hot Karl (Jensen Karp) 2016 Freestyle (first in over a decade) lyrics

Back in 2000 I was so important My career took a turn I'm BoJack Horseman Now I'm just a guy with a story never finished And the problem with those physics is my sk**s never diminished Listen, I'm only getting better with age like antiques To come back decades later like Twin Peaks Catch me in your town driving in a minivan With a crew that's more lit than that sh**ty '90s band Understand, the first time around was a test So I could resurrect and be considered 'mongst the best Put pen to pad to spell out the catalyst They had me making songs with will.i.am and Fabolous But thank Random House 'cause they literally saving me The system f**ed me up, y'all can call me Steven Avery And sleeping on Karl's a real bad look Cause I'm f**ing up the track like Phil Collins did the hook I'm Michael Fa**bender in "Frank" when I perform I wear the big head to protect the art form The industry's a beast and I'm just trying to stay warm In a shirt and board shorts in the midst of ice storms I've never been the norm, smiling bright for your enjoyment White kid in the game before these other dorks destroyed it Confused by the way rap sounds in '16 Got me feeling like Encino Man, you know what I mean? Cause rap used to be fun Now I'm Rocky in the ring punching out Tommy Gunn You put me on a mission to come back even better And emotional, I'm like Drake in his favorite sweater 36 years old and still rapping and that's important Cause there really aren't that many words that I could rhyme with 'mortgage' My book drops in the first week of June But you could pre-order it to make sure it arrives soon To hear the story 'bout how I went from average nerd To the greatest white rapper that you probably never heard To stories 'bout Tyrese and Sisqo that are absurd And Kanye owes me $300 and that's my word So go to your local bookstore on the day that it drops And get excited like Jared Fogle when he's watching "Sandlot" And get excited cause you're about to read how I was once on top Of the rap game... then I abruptly stopped