Hot Dad - Pokémon Go (Poké Don't Stop) lyrics

People keep saying to me, "You gotta make a Pokémon Go song." Sounds good, I can do something funny, work hard, make a real cool ba**line The thing is, I don't really have a problem with the game I'm just not interested, I don't spend a lot of time playing video games Do you wanna catch a Pikachu? No! Do you wanna catch a Squirtle? No! Do you wanna catch a Bulbasaur? No! Do you wanna catch a Koffing? No! Is there anything you would like to catch, if not Pokémon? Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don't Stop Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don't Stop Goin' outside, don't get hurt, I think there's a Pokémon hiding in the dirt Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don't Stop When I'm out for a walk people ask me "Are you playing Pokémon Go?" I say "No." I try to be polite even though It's a tiny bit annoying, but no big deal I will say I've enjoyed the videos of people Using drones to catch Pokémon, that's slick Or folks going to exotic places and throwing out Poké Balls Taking location-based risks Do you wanna catch a Prishpreed? No! Do you wanna catch a Weatherboy? No! Do you wanna catch a Bwamquimp? No! Do you wanna catch a bu*terzard? No! Do you wanna catch a Puskelope? No! Do you wanna catch a Qweem? No! Do you wanna catch a Rootcrop? No! Do you wanna catch a Drewcareymon? No! Is there anything you would like to catch, if not Pokémon? Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don't Stop Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don't Stop Goin' outside, don't get hurt, I think there's a Pokémon hiding in the dirt Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don't Stop Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Stop Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Stop Pokémon party, Pokémon beer, Pokémon good times, Pokémon, Pokémon Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Stop Hey kids, it's me President Pokémon and I'm here to say "You've gotta catch most of these—or else."