Hot Dad - No Sex, No Laid lyrics

I don't ever wanna get laid I don't ever wanna have s** I don't ever wanna get laid I don't ever wanna have s** Have you ever gone over to a girl's house She tries to let you in her pants and you say "No way!" I ain't crazy, but that sh**'s sick, dawg I ain't puttin' nothin' in that long, wet slit sh**, I already feel sick Just thinking about the clit, the tits, and the other bits Rather hang out with my homies, but they don't blow me If you want me getting laid, then you don't know me Get that p**y out of my face Get that p**y out of my face Get that p**y out of my face I think I'm going crazy, get me outta this place I don't ever wanna get laid I don't ever wanna have s** I don't ever wanna get laid I don't ever wanna have s** So my homie calls me up with his iPhone He says, "Hey, man, I got a story from the other day." I say, "Hey, you can tell it if it ain't boring I got so much sh** to do, dawg, it's mid-morning." "Man, you ain't gonna believe this sh** I was drilling wet p**y with my penis tip." I cut him off, "Motherf**er, how could you forget? You know I really, really hate this f**in' p**y sh**." He starts whining, "Man, I'm so sorry, can I take it back? You're the coolest motherf**er that I've ever met" "Too late, I already puked on my bed spread. Now my lunch is laying right where I put my head. And I'm gonna have nightmares from what you said. I think you proud of the nasty thing that you did. Never call me again, motherf**er, or I'll chop off your balls And then I'll play soccer." Get that p**y out of my face Get that p**y out of my face Get that p**y out of my face I think I'm going crazy, get me outta this place I don't ever wanna get laid I don't ever wanna have s** I don't ever wanna get laid I don't ever wanna have s** No more p**y for 2014 Outlaw that sh** That sh**'s f**ing hurting people That sh**'s f**ing hurting lots of people Get rid of that f**ing sh**, get rid of that p**y I don't want it, I don't want that f**ing p**y That sh**'s super gross I mean, I could live my whole live without none of that sh**