Hot Dad - I Don't Have A Sense Of Smell lyrics

Woke up this morning, didn't have a sense of smell It was the same as yesterday, I've never had a sense of smell at all Olfaction omitted, nostrils so weak and numb Just an insufficient sense, but that's all I get, you know I could wander the deserts of food I can't taste a whole lot without you I don't have a sense of smell Never had one in my life But that don't change, the man I am Or my love in the night I don't have a sense of smell And I don't know what it's like When the darkness comes I'm not gonna smell the light Flavor is simple, bitter, sweet, salty, sour, umami If the dish is more complex, I'm never gonna notice the subtleties I'm sensitive about texture, certain things really bother me But I swear it ain't my fault, I was a**embled improperly I could wander the deserts of food I can't taste a whole lot without you Five senses, minus one leaves me with four I can clean up gross things, smells so abhorred I don't have a sense of smell I'm sure by now you can tell Sometimes I think I pick up a smell But they're just phantom scents Statistically men with no sense of smell Have fewer s**ual partners, bad news I don't know if I smell bad So baby, you gotta tell me the truth (I can handle it, usually) I don't have a sense of smell Never had one in my life But that don't change, the man I am Or my love in the night I don't have a sense of smell And I don't know what it's like When the darkness comes I'm never gonna smell the light I don't have a sense of smell, ooh yeah I don't have a sense of smell, ooh yeah I don't have a sense of smell, ooh yeah I don't have that sense, I don't have that sense