Hot Dad - Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts lyrics

I was taking your girlfriend to Laser Beach Sparkling hot sand and a glimpse of her triple D's (tits) She said "I'm so glad that you brought me here today" My huge and slimy meat stick was ready to play So we walked and we walked 'cause we needed a bed For 8 million, 269 thousand miles Did you notice I said "69" Like when you put your lips on the other person's genitals? And you won't f**ing believe what comes next No, it's not me, I didn't come yet We get to a bridge and there's a dude on guard In a totally unrelated note he's eating a Snickers bar He looks at your girlfriend gets so stiff and hard A bunch of f**ing lasers shoot out of his f**ing arms He says "Hey loser, is that your girl? I'm totally prepared to rock her world By rock her world, I definitely mean f** I'm gonna f** your girl with my veiny, meaty co*k" So I look at his co*k, and it's smaller than mine I realize that I can f** at any place and time I'm optimistic, I'm filled with f**in' hope Dick, dick, co*k, sack, bo*er, tits, balls I'm not feeling squeamish so I really grip his penis I hold it, whack, from hard to soft just like that Your girlfriend says to me "I never knew you were so bada**" I told her, "Sweetheart, I'm the Master King Dick Lord of f**" "I'm here to penetrate your holy temple... with my bo*er-dick" "My co*k is 69 inches long so I hope your vagina can swallow my schlong I don't wanna hurt you with my huge f**in' meat" "My vagina is 70 inches at least" So I scream and I go balls deep! So I scream and I go balls deep! Now I'm f**in' your girl, vagina feels so good! It rocks to have s** so f**in' much! We float up in the clouds There's laser werewolves and machine gun vampires Flying all around in magical spaceships And everybody wants to join our f**, so we let 'em f**! And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! They like to s**! But they they love to f**! They love the b**bs and vaginas, too And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! They'll f** for you! They'll f** you, too They f** and f** and f** and f** and f** and f**!