Horsey - Everyone’s Tongue lyrics

[Verse 1] When I was a child I was quite normal, quite mild Quite sane, quite happy and it's still the same But now I've learned how to play the game Well I met a French man, he gets what he wants He shat on my head and then on my croissants But when I'm right because I'm wrong It's probably where it came from [Verse 2] We build a plantation We grew ourselves some starvation Now we're gonna build an aid station Well, the irony's not lost in me But I don't give a sh*t about irony, aha Well, I don't care who it is I'm gonna jizz I'm gonna jizz (Oh) I dont carе who you are But if you're not far, then you'rе not far [Chorus] I was torn apart By the shark infested waters I was eaten by my friends Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun I was eaten by my friends Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends) I was eaten by my- (friends) Now I am the French man's son I can see that love is just for fun And I was eaten by my friends Now I know that love is on the... run! [Verse 3] And every prick's tongue Is just a little bit more slippery than the other one (the other one) Loud as a ham, explain who I am How does a man explain? My body's in my bed, but my head is in my hands Living with a lizard was a lot like living with him My skin (My skin) My silky skin (My silky skin) Can fall in the streets and the skies that I live in How does a ham explain who I am? How does a man explain? [Chorus] But I was torn apart By the shark infested waters, Argh! I was eaten by my friends I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends) I was eaten by my friends I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends) I was eaten by my- (friends) Now I am the French man's son Oh, I can see that love is just for fun And I was eaten by, I was eaten by, I was eaten by, I-wah-yah Argh! Argh! Argh! [Outro] Hahaha