Horseshoe Gang - Dice's Pineapples lyrics

[Verse 1: Julius Luciano] I'm feelin' opposite of wrong off this bottle of Patron She knows that I'm a leader, she's followin' me home She's fondlin' my schlong, her legs are kinda like these condoms When I open em up, I'm tryin' to get it on Now she's modellin' a thong, it's rather fantastic She's ravashin', I talk slick as grease, we should travel to Athens I feel like I traveled backwards in the past and met a young Angela Ba**et With a rack like a young Pamela Anderson, imagine gigantic I wanna climb those mountains and dive in that river, I can handle the rapids Can you handle this rapper? Aww man, I'm all man Put my mail in your box, can you handle this package? Put your hand on my package I'm pro-climax, with me it's never anticlimactic We should wax in the back of your Phantom I'm not a fan of my mattress, I'm the kind to an*lyze every aspect and facet So I expect you to fasten your seat belt, have you cummin' in that car fast as Danica Patrick Like Chris Brown, I'm stuck on stupid Wanna see you strip to the ba** line, turn up the music [Verse 2: Andrew 'Dice' Dinero] Girl I'm too fly, these other dudes ain't left the nest Dice is tryin' to wax you like removin' hair from flesh When you compare me to the rest, it ain't really close Them other players need a coach, it really ain't me to boast But I'm the G-R-E-A-T-E-S-T Help you reach your destination, I got that GPS D After you arrive, give me brains til my dick is smart Then she says come again like she work at Kwik-E-Mart b**h so bad, it's a sin, yo my mind is really gone If f**in' her is wrong, then God forgive me Fat a**, slim waist, her body silly The way she shake them tits, call em maraca titties My b**h ain't going nowhere, I said it confidently Even if my pockets empty, we weather the storm Whether it's warm, cold, or hot, she ridin' with me Even in an earthquake, she still be rockin' with me [Hook: Julius Luciano and (Andrew 'Dice' Dinero)] I know you wanna f** with a n***a I know you wanna f** with a n***a, a n***a like me It's no rush, it's no ifs, no buts, no maybes, no might bes (I know you wanna f** with Dice, I f** chicks right I know you wanna f** with Dice, come s** this pipe) I know you wanna f** with a n***a I know you wanna f** with a n***a, a n***a like me It's no rush, it's no ifs, no buts, no maybes, no might bes