Horror Rocky - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

Frank: How d'you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candy man Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry Janet: Right Brad: We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry Frank: Well you got with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic By the light of the night it'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania Why don't you stay for the night? (Night) Or maybe a bite? (Bite) I could show you my favourite obsession I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my... ...tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite) Sweet transvestite From Trans**ual, Transylvania So - come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation But maybe the rain Is really to blame So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles) But not the symptom