Horrible Histories - The Borgia Family lyrics

Lucrezia, Giovanni Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army The Borgia Family Our Daddy was Rodrigo I had a monstrous ego When he makes trouble we go The Borgia Family Our tale begins Renaissance Spain, its leaders were a shower And I ran out of patience so began my quest for power I splashed my cash to all the Papal Cardinals in hope That they'd be bought, they were in short, and I became the Pope More power than I oughta Blood's thicker than water Appoint my sons and daughter To run a dynasty With Daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased, was ace I'd k** a man who'd dare to like invade my personal space I found a husband for Lucrezia, rich Giovanni Sforza Do you love him? Yes, of course, but love is power and money more so Now married to the Sforzas This opens up new doorses The world bows down before us The Borgia/Sforza Family Oh yes and while we're at We will marry son Gioffre Aged 12 but so what, soon we'll be The Borgia/Sforzia and the Naples Family [Ah] When the Sforza Family eventually bores ya We'll just annul the marriage if he refuses to divorce ya Don't I get a say? Don't fret, for you, another man I'll get Alfonzo of Aragon I like him, this could go on and on You like him, I've gone off him His pretty face makes me wince You k**ed him? Yeah I'm the model for Machiavelli's Prince Giovanni ran the army but Cesare said... No way I'll k** you if you cross me, I might k** you anyway I am the mostest powerfulest evilest of all As long as Dad's alive there's not a single chance I'll fall [Ugh] [Oh, no] We've suddenly lost status It seems the whole world hate us They excommunicate us The Borgia Family R.I.P.