Horrible Histories - Ra Ra Cleopatra lyrics

[CHORUS] Ra, ra, Cleopatra! [CLEOPATRA] Famous beauty coming at ya! [CHORUS] Ra ra, patra Cleo! [CLEOPATRA] Guys all go gaga for me-o! I am a leader And a lady and a queen I'm Cleopatra Such a queen never been seen I am a pharoah Yet they're-o meant to be guys But I don't care-o I just wear-o beard disguise My mum and dad were pharoahs I thought my rule's due But both my older sisters Thought that they should rule too Oh dear, they both died! I wonder who that would leave Little me-o, pharoah Cleo? Okay, no time to grieve! Think that's alarming, you'd be right But it gets worse Married my half brother And we ruled the universe That bad romance Led to an overcrowded throne But then he died, boo-hoo So now I rule alone Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah [CHORUS] All hail lady Cleo! [CLEOPATRA] Wah, wah, wah, la, la [CHORUS] Coolest pharoah by far! [CLEOPATRA] Fashion topped my list of vices Bathed in a**es' milk and spices Then I dressed like goddess Isis Long, black hair in ringlets nicest Viper's tooth for men entices Finest linen robe, top prices! Married another brother He's an okay geezer But never told Of my love for Julius Caesar Had Caesar's child and hoped That he'd be crowned king My bro said no, I said 'Oh! ' And I murdered him 'Cause I am Cleopatra Egypt's royalty The ruling pharoah, don't you dare-o Mess with me! My pokerface smiles Only when I see A man who takes my fancy like Oh! Mark Antony! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah [CHORUS] Another Roman leader [CLEOPATRA] Wah, wah, wah, la, la No Egyptian crowd pleaser [CHORUS] Ra, ra, Cleopatra! [CLEOPATRA] Finally, I'd met my matcher! [CHORUS] Ra, ra, patra Cleo! [CLEOPATRA] Ends in d**h for him and me-o! My life was a drama I was one kooky mama! Wah, wah, wah, you know Today I'd be a favourite of the Paparazzo!