Horrible Histories - Cleopatra lyrics

[Intro] Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Famous beauty coming at ya! Ra ra, patra Cleo! Guys all go gaga for me-o! [Verse 1] I am a leader And a lady and a queen I'm Cleopatra Such a queen, never been seen I am a pharoah Yet they're-o meant to be guys But I don't care-o I just wear-o beard disguise [Verse 2] My mum and dad were pharoahs I thought my rule's due But both my older sisters Thought that they should rule too [Verse 3] Oh dear, they both died! I wonder who that would leave Little me-o, pharoah Cleo? Okay, no time to grieve! [Verse 4] Think that's alarming, you'd be right But it gets worse Married my half brother And we ruled the universe [Verse 6] That bad romance Led to an overcrowded throne But then he died, boo-hoo So now I rule alone [Chorus] Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah All hail lady Cleo! Wah, wah, wah, la, la Coolest pharoah by far! [Verse 7] Fashion topped my list of vices Bathed in a**es' milk and spices Then I dressed like goddess Isis Long, black hair in ringlets nicest Viper's tooth for men entices Finest linen robe, top prices! [Verse 8] Married another brother He's an okay geezer But never told Of my love for Julius Caesar [Verse 9] Had Caesar's child and hoped That he'd be crowned king My bro said no, I said 'Oh! ' And I murdered him [Chorus] 'Cause I am Cleopatra Egypt's royalty The ruling pharoah, don't you dare-o Mess with me! [Verse 10] My pokerface smiles Only when I see A man who takes my fancy like Oh! Mark Antony! [Chorus] Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah Another Roman leader Wah, wah, wah, la, la No Egyptian crowd pleaser [Chorus] Ra, ra, Cleopatra! Finally, I'd met my matcher! Ra, ra, patra Cleo! Ends in d**h for him and me-o! [Outro] My life was a drama I was one kooky mama! Wah, wah, wah, you know Today I'd be a favourite of the Paparazzo!