To Albius Tibullus Albi, Nostrorum Albius, kind critic of my satires, say, What do you down at Pedum far away? Are you composing what will dim the shine Of Ca**ius' works, so delicately fine, Or sauntering, calm and healthful, through the wood, Bent on such thoughts as suit the wise and good? No brainless trunk is yours: a form to please, Wealth, wit to use it, Heaven vouchsafes you these. What could fond nurse wish more for her sweet pet Than friends, good looks, and health without a let, A shrewd clear head, a tongue to speak his mind, A seemly household, and a purse well-lined? Let hopes and sorrows, fears and angers be, And think each day that dawns the last you'll see; For so the hour that greets you unforeseen Will bring with it enjoyment twice as keen. Ask you of me? you'll laugh to find me grown A hog of Epicurus, full twelve stone.