Try a little mushroom pie Buy a little piece of sky Now I'm gonna show you how Miaow, says the purple cow You can drink ten cups of coffee but It don't taste quite the same Absinthe and moonshine in comparison Are pretty lame Oh it's hip to be a c**aine kid I'd rather kick it with the c**aine kids Fly through the mushroom sky Buy a little piece of that pie Sounds like it left the ground 'Till your head spins round The writers of this material in no way encourage Or condone the use of illicit substances If you choose to indulge in illegal recreational Activities, you do so at the risk of prosecution So why not sit back, relax and have a nice cup Of tea and a biscuit, okay…?