Hoodoo Gurus - Brainscan lyrics

(Dave): I go to the beach to catch a little sun. You see me before I get a chance to run. You ask me, (Rob): Dave, where have you been? How come I only get your 'phone machine? (Dave): The answer should be obvious to anyone. (Rob) I told you more times than I care to recall I'd get more reaction talking to a wall. (Dave): It's no crime to be dumb Just don't parade it for everyone And act like you're such a goddamn know-it at You know-nothing-at-all. (Rob) Your friends call you "sh**-for-brains" You're full of sh**, that might explain But I think it's even less your head contains. (Rob) I go to the beach to catch a little sun. (Dave): You see me before I get a chance to run (Rob): I only feel contempt for you, You and your room temperature I.Q. (Dave): Well look at you - you're just a big black hole of fun (Rob) You need a brainscan to convince me you're not dead. (Dave): You need a brainscan and hope they learn to transplant a head. (Both): Brainscan! Brainscan! I don't know how - how you survive, I don't know how - how you survive, I don't know how you - You're alive.