Hoodie Allen - Long Island Iced Tea lyrics

[Hook] She says, "We ain't 21 but we might be" Fresh in my Nikes, pa** me the ice tea Go on girl, I know that you like me Don't need a wifey, just need me some ice tea They said "Do you need to see ID?" She said "Likely" Are you gonna leave with me? Umm, she might be Boyfriend got a problem? Then fight me One hand on his broad and the other on my ice tea [Verse 1] My Notre dames fill up tanks to the gallon No Jimmy Clausen, we be Hoodie Allen We be more Dawson's creek, keep the ballad Tryna break up Katie Holmes marriage (Ho-Hoodie Allen) And you needing talent, but we will be skating through I am Sydney Crosby, You probably ain't made it dude And yeah I played a few women in my day, it's true Sega dream-cast up on their a** from they favorite dude I play Yahtzee on a yacht with your hot niece So if they ask me to change I tell them "hardly" Part of me stuck, going backwards like the car seat We just want a s*utty broad, you can call her Aubrey Automatically when we pull the wand out Manischewitz, maybe pull a Winehouse Hoodie Allen underage, now we stuck in time out A-yo let's vibe out, holla with these dimes out [Hook] [Verse 2] Hoodie Allen baby we been hot since the remix Bada** whiteboy, Steve McQueen sh** Want to give these cougar woman something to believe in Tell her bu*ter Witz snack, you can call me Steven, leavin' In the morning I be gone in sixty seconds Nick cage, rib cage on some big breast rested In stage high fade you can't afford our price man We so nice you getting Kimbo Slice fam' OB's the pilot, I just write the flight plan Never knew these white boys woulda got so hype man, damn Jean Claude or van s**ers We write rhymes that make you shudder If I be "oh believe it" - it flows like bu*ter (F-F-F-F-Flows like bu*ter, Flows, Flows like bu*ter) bu*ter! (Flows likes like bu*ter, mutha F-ing ask your mother) Cause she's cooking me dinner and I think it's supper What a predicament we get gutter in the summer So I just turn the radio up, what a bummer [Hook] [Outro] The other on my ice tea. [x4]