Welcome to the house that utter horror wrought Founded upon an appetite for carnage and carnality Shadowed by a legacy of blackest Gothic terror Smutted by a shuddersome trade in the morbid Dwelling there are those cut from the Macabre In its dark halls do madmen and monsters lurk And the Women lie waiting, whetted with hunger You are called to enter, bu you will never leave The House of Hammer: cla**ic grotesqueries Glorious purveyor of blue blood sinema atrocities The House of Hammer: horrors found nevermore Cruel Britania: the Union Jack weltered in gore Through those windows, unspeakable nightmares flicker Hellish experiments of the monstrous German Doctor Satanic debauchery of the dread Transylvanian Count Nightmarish hauntings of reverend phantom Clegg The House of Hammer: cla**ic grotesqueries Glorious purveyor of blue blood sinema atrocities The House of Hammer: horrors found nevermore Cruel Britania: the Union Jack weltered in gore Depraved Mocata's black ma**, tribute to the Goat Snarling village dead, arising from stinking coffins The doomed white lycanthrope, born of lunatic rape Fleshly Countess Dracula, on krono's stake impaled The House of Hammer: cla**ic grotesqueries Glorious purveyor of blue blood sinema atrocities The House of Hammer: horrors found nevermore Cruel Britania: the Union Jack weltered in gore